It takes you two minutes into brushing your teeth to realize, “no, this is not my toothbrush”. But you when you look at the toothbrush closely, you really can’t remember what your toothbrush looks like.
Half way through the day you realize your underwear is on backwards …..and inside out.
You go back and check multiple times if the coffee you made was decaf or regular… it still really feels like it must have been decaf.
It takes you five minutes of closely checking out your kid’s shoes to figure out which shoe goes on which foot.
Showering seems exhausting, and so does leaving the house… you consider this consider this killing 2 birds, with one stone.
You shaved the same armpit twice, and when you realize what you did, you’re pretty ok with it.