Someone was digging in the lonely dehydrated houseplant today.
How would I ever figure out who left a trail of dirt through my office and the main floor?
Oh wait, the offender must have gotten warm digging through all that dirt, and decided to peel off their socks…
These days, you have to be smart if you’re going to be a criminal. I guess Belle is just going to have to walk the straight amd narrow path.