Where is the sensor in the bathroom, that warns my family that I am unavailable for 5 seconds and chaos should begin immediately??
And how do I turn that annoying thing off!??
Breakfast: the girls and I had a curious conversation about the current prospects for women in the workforce. They decided to personally contribute to the advancement of their gender by becoming a mermaid and a princess.
On the way to school, Elise had a big burp, which turned into throwing up all over herself. Nothing a few wipes can’t fix.
I had a few minutes between appointments, so I decided to luxuriously apply makeup. Of course this happened in the driver’s seat of my minivan, while I was nursing. Luxurious nonetheless.
Came home, and in the time it took for me to brush my teeth, the girls took down every single coat, snow pant, rain coat and vest from the hall closet… and hid all the shoes and boots in there too.
What kind of special joy does the afternoon hold? I won’t hold my breath… but maybe a basement flood??
Kidding! But I definitely see a glass of wine in my future.
A conversation had while Elise was brushing my hair,
Elise, “Mommy, how many girls did you want?”
Me, “I wanted 2 you girls, 1 Elise and 1 Belle”.
Elise, “Yes, you got 2 prisoners”.
Me, “You mean daughters?”
Elise, “No, prisoners”…
Maybe this is why earlier she asked me to go to get my hair cut again, and when I asked why, she said,
“I only like you a little bit. I want daddy to watch us again.”
Aaaww. Words from an angel. Love her!
That doesn’t happen very often… kinda like a lunar eclipse. (or “seen as frequently as the loch ness monster”, I couldn’t decide which metaphor I liked best)
8:05am me “we’re late, get your boots and coats on”. I like to start really early with the ‘we’re late’ comments.
8:10am Belle wanders over puts on mittens and heads back to the play room. The other kids pretty much ignore me and keep playing trains. I start gathering boots and coats.
8:18 am, me “really we are going to be late”.
Belle, “I have to poop”
me, “take off your mittens”
Belle, with a full on angry face, “I am going to wear mittens to poo!!” …. meh, who’s to say she can’t.
8:22am Caleb is all dressed in his boots and coat, “I have to go to the bathroom”.
me, “Belle, how’s it coming? Caleb needs the potty.”
Belle “It’s coming”…
me, “use the other bathroom, Elise do you have to go to the bathroom?”
Elise, “no, but I want a snack” …
8:32am Shove everyone out the door… whether they are done pooping or not.
8:33am Belle does a face plant in a foot of snow. We all go back in so I can change her into dry clothes.
8:45am Head back out to the car. Realize the car is covered in ice.
My clicker doesn’t work.
My tires are low.
Deep cleansing breaths.
March 3 kids and a car seat over to the driver side to unlock car.
March everyone over to the passenger side to put Owen in.
The door has not unlocked properly.
March everyone back to driver’s side. Unlock.
Open the rear passenger door… a random tubing falls off the door. Figuring it could be important, toss it back into the car.
Buckle everyone into their seats… so the kids don’t lock me out.
Scrape down the car windows.
8:52am drive 10 feet from the house, realize I left the stroller behind. Run back to grab it.
Make the 4 minute drive. Make it just on time for our 9am appointment.
(Pinterest. *I could not find a credit for this cartoon, if you know who I should credit this to, please let me know! Thanks)
These tips are simply what I did with my kids and should not be taken as medical advice.
Feeling tired? Another mom kindly pointed out, that if I’m not willing to share sleep tips, I should not be bragging about having 4 awesome sleepers.
First off, I wasn’t always getting 12 hours of sleep from my kids, with good naps. With my first, he had terrible colic, and I honestly had moments wondering what the heck I had gotten myself into. I was exhausted, my baby was up screaming all night, and I could not seem to console him.
I surveyed all my friends who had good sleepers, and read every book on the market that came recommended.
Babies can be watched for signs of sleepiness right from the early days. When they are getting sleepy, I try to put them down awake. I also try not to rush in if they are fussing. To clarify, that doesn’t mean I leave my baby unattended. It means, if baby is looking sleepy, I may put them in the playpen nearby and start working on the dishes. If they start crying, I may finish doing one or two more dishes before I go pick them up because they may fall asleep on their own. However, under 4 months old, I pretty much cater to any whim a little one desires. And if having them sleep in a carrier is the only way to get them to sleep at their regular naps, I am (mostly) game.
Between 3 and 4 months, although I am usually hoping that the baby will settle nicely into a sleep pattern, they tend to become increasingly erratic sleepers. They require more frequent nursing to sleep, rocking or holding, and seem to wake even sooner. The erratic sleep patterns need to be addressed ideally at this stage, because of the huge developmental milestones taking place.
Around 4 months of age, healthy babies are able to sleep through the night. Some may still require one feed at my bedtime, but otherwise, I count on baby sleeping from 7pm to 7am. The most important point that works for us is, I place my babies in their crib, completely awake, in a very dark, quiet room. We also start an age appropriate nap schedule at the same time so that my babies can grow and develop well. I use a variety of methods to teach the baby to sleep through the night, depending on each baby’s personality. But they have all learned to sleep through the night within a few days and napped well within 2 weeks.
At our house, all 4 kids sleeping well is a high priority. It is necessary for them to recover from their activity, be pleasant little people and grow. It also gives my husband and I quality time together in the evening, ie binge watch something on Netflix.
Feel free to e mail me or comment if you have specific questions though. I will do my best to help.
PS. I do consult families on getting their little ones to sleep. I have a couple spots available in April. E-mail or comment if you want more information.